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SNL’s Kristin Wiig Reads Susanne Sommers Poems…

dennis — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 03:18:30 +0000

Dingbat Jessica Simpson Opens Up Again…

dennis — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 18:10:09 +0000

Jessica Simpson is on “Ellen” today and offers up the tidbit that she doesn’t brush her teeth everyday. “Why”, you might ask? Because “I don’t like it when they feel too slippery”.

Note to Jessica Simpson’s management (which, I guess at this point is her pimp father). STOP HER FROM TALKING…

Bradley Cooper — Hot Or Not? (Comments, please…)

dennis — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 21:46:02 +0000

Angelina Jolie — Hot Or Not? (Comments, please…)

dennis — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 21:44:40 +0000

Madonna — Hot Or Not? (Comments, please…)

dennis — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 21:40:25 +0000

Justin Timberlake — Hot Or Not? (Comments, please…)

dennis — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 21:38:37 +0000

dennis — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 17:27:36 +0000

Two More Women Come Forward In Steven Seagal Sex Slave Story…

dennis — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 00:17:15 +0000

I’m not shocked that Steven Seagal might have done this. I’m shocked that people are shocked!

Kim Kardashian "Sorry" She Posed Nude For Playboy…

dennis — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 23:52:03 +0000

Lead Kardashian bimbo, Kim, reports that she’s now sorry that she posed nude for Playboy. “It made me uncomfortable”, says the brain dead reality star-fashion designer-fragrance creator-club opener.

Apparently, it was Kim’s mother pimp, Kris, saying “Go for it! “‘They might never ask you again. Our show isn’t on the air yet. No one knows who you are. Do it and you’ll have these beautiful pictures to look at when you’re my age.’”

You kind of have to feel sad for these idiot sisters. Look who their mother is!

ABC Deleloping a New Talk Show For Tori Spelling…

dennis — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 23:43:42 +0000

dear God…