Jessica Simpson is on “Ellen” today and offers up the tidbit that she doesn’t brush her teeth everyday.  “Why”, you might ask?  Because “I don’t like it when they feel too slippery”. 

Note to Jessica Simpson’s management (which, I guess at this point is her pimp father).  STOP HER FROM TALKING…

I’m not shocked that Steven Seagal might have done this.  I’m shocked that people are shocked!

Lead Kardashian bimbo, Kim, reports that she’s now sorry that she posed nude for Playboy.  “It made me uncomfortable”, says the brain dead reality star-fashion designer-fragrance creator-club opener. 

Apparently, it was Kim’s mother pimp, Kris, saying “Go for it!   “‘They might never ask you again. Our show isn’t on the air yet. No one knows who you are. Do it and you’ll have these beautiful pictures to look at when you’re my age.’”

You kind of have to feel sad for these idiot sisters.  Look who their mother is!

dear God…

#10 – Michael Douglas and Diandra Douglas in 1988. Diandra received $45 million when they split in 2000, plus three homes in New York and one in Beverly Hills.

#9 – Phil Collins and Orianne Cevey in 2003. The couple split in 2008 cost Collins almost $47 million.

#8 – Phil Collins and Orianne Cevey in 2003. The couple split in 2008 cost Collins almost $47 million.

#7 – James Cameron and Linda Hamilton hold some of ‘Titanic’s’ 11 Oscars in 1998. The couple split and Linda left with $50 million in 1999.

#6 – James Cameron and Linda Hamilton hold some of ‘Titanic’s’ 11 Oscars in 1998. The couple split and Linda left with $50 million in 1999.

#5 – Cindy Silva and Kevin Coster in 1992. The couple split in 1994 to the tune of $80 million.

#4 – Melissa Mathison and Harrison Ford in 1998. The couple split in 2004 and Mathison walked away with $85 million.

#3 – Amy Irving and Steven Spielberg meet Princess Diana in 1985. Amy and Steven split in 1989 and she left the marriage with $100 million.

#2 – Neil Diamond and Marcia Murphey in 1975. the couple split in the ‘90s and Marcia left the marriage with $150 million.

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America’s favorite bimbo, and role model to bimbo wannabe’s the world over models some “fashion” from the new Bimbo-Kardashian line.  Who is she trying to kid?  FASHION!?  This tragedy looks like a dress she picked up at an 80’s party and then added a piece from The Pleasure Chest to make bad worse.  Look at those eyes.  Nobody’s home!  The name Kardashian has become the definition of the dumbing down of America.

After 38 years, Carly Simon has finally revealed who she wrote “You’re So Vain” about.  Most people believed it was Warren Beatty.  It wasn’t.  It was…  DAVID GEFFEN! 

London’s The Sun is reporting the following…

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Carly Simon has ended nearly 40 years of speculation by finally naming the man who inspired her hit You’re So Vain – her target was gay record label boss David Geffen.

The song, which catapulted the singer to fame in 1972, was rumoured to be about one of her ex-boyfriends, which include Hollywood legend Warren Beatty and rocker Mick Jagger, but she has persistently refused to name the man behind the track.

But Simon has now revealed who was so vain by giving fans a cryptic clue in an acoustic version of the song, which features on her upcoming album Never Been Gone.

She tells Uncut magazine, “You know what, I’m just going to tell you this. The answer is on the new version of You’re So Vain, on my new record Never Been Gone. There’s a little whisper and it’s the answer to the puzzle.”

The singer whispers Geffen’s name backwards in the track, according to Britain’s The Sun newspaper.

Geffen ran Simon’s Elektra record label at the time of the song’s release and instead of being about a failed relationship, the lyrics are now thought to hint at the singer’s lingering resentment after Geffen allegedly put more effort into promoting rival star Joni Mitchell.

From The Times Of London (Image courtesy WENN)

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George Clooney has put up his villa on Lake Como for sale because of harassment by paparazzi, a leading British daily has reported.

According to the Times of London, the Hollywood star wants to sell off the Villa Oleandra at Laglio on Lake Como, which he bought in 2002 for a reported 10 million dollars.

Footie David Beckham and the Russian vodka and banking magnet mogul Tariko Roustam are among those vying for the property, reports The New York Post.

Clooney became an honorary citizen of the town of Laglio in northern Italy, in 2004.

However his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis, a former Italian showgirl and television hostess, was said to be “furious and exasperated” last summer when the paparazzi stalked the villa and “made our life Hell.”

The couple were especially furious when snappers climbed over the villa wall and took photos of an underage girl while she was changing in one of his guest rooms, as well as photos of Clooney and Canalis.

At the time Clooney said: “I don’t know about the law in the United States, but in Italy it’s illegal for photographers to climb over my wall and to take long lens pictures of a 13-year-old girl in her bedroom.

“I draw the line of privacy at that.” (ANI)